May 2013
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
“What’s the point of living if you’re going to hate the world? Guard your heart...”
– Neal Shusterman, Bruiser (via simply-quotes)
“Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed...”
– Dream Hampton (via fawun)
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
pizza-vs-taco:
a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped
“There’s no doubt about it—breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or...”
– Greg Behrendt, It’s Called a Breakup Because It’s Broken (via simply-quotes)
countingtoabillionslow:
Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
run-cause-hitler:
enayalate-h8-this-year:
bbanditt:
slett:
winchestercodependency:
ibecameacat:
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
“When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.”
– Unknown (via fawun)
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
dietchola:
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
