true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
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my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
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tumblr would be a playground for psychologists
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Now all other cotton candy is just boring.
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ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8
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so they invented the internet.
“ Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ” ( Oscar Wilde )
This is so true
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