live-whileyoucan:

this looks perfect
teenager:

cutest thing ever omg
yanilavigne:

More quotes here..
inhalebradf0rd:

It’s a shark!!  

Today I went to Subway.

cowboytakemeawayyyy:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

hahahaha the gif is perfect too!

(Source: beautilation, via paintmynailspink)

r1sque:

I’ve watched this like ten times and I can’t stop laughing.

When you see a Jehovah’s Witness coming towards your house

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: scottbalf, via fuckyeah-fucku)

seanagain:

Seems legit.