akaheaven:

I HEART PEENISS AND PENIS SO
kitschkiller:

this is still one of my favorite photos of all time
Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me *7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

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will-twerkfor-pizza:

yes…